News · Central GovernmentNonsense Wins Historic Election as Catalonia’s Leader DisappearsPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: John Totem Date: 14 October 2026 Nonsense Wins Historic Election as Catalonia’s Leader Disappears New Totemgrad — After a month-long wait, PRAVAUGE-1 returns with three major developments. We apologise for...news · The Birthday PartyThe Four FactsThe Birthday Party The Four Facts Introduction Written by Central Committee Member Nuxart on October 1st, 2026, this short document serves as a way to see into the way that Nuxart views taxation, currency and the speculative economy. This...news · The Birthday PartyREJECTION OF THE PURPORTED LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND NONSENSEStatement Release from The Birthday Party Birthday Party Headquarters, Lemanset, Rottermier-Ansvern WHEREAS, The Birthday Party was founded through the merger of three political parties: the Workers Reformist Party, the Liberal Democratic...News · Central GovernmentAngelica Crowned Champion of the Second New Totemgrad CupPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Alexander Lepern Date: 13 September 2026 Angelica Crowned Champion of the Second New Totemgrad Cup New Totemgrad — The Second New Totemgrad Cup concluded yesterday, marking the end of a competitive tournament...News · Central GovernmentNew Totemgrad Palace Demolished as Government Announces Major DevelopmentsPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Alexander Lepern Date: 6 September 2026 New Totemgrad Palace Demolished as Government Announces Major Developments New Totemgrad - The Palace of New Totemgrad, one of the residences of His Imperial Majesty...News · Central GovernmentState Hermitage Museum Officially Opens in New TotemgradPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Alexander Lepern Date: 31 August 2026 State Hermitage Museum Officially Opens in New Totemgrad New Totemgrad — The State Hermitage Museum has officially opened its doors today in New Totemgrad, marking the...News · Central GovernmentState Hermitage Museum Grand Opening Delayed Until 31 AugustPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: John Totem Date: 30 August 2026 New Totemgrad - The State Hermitage Museum Grand Opening had been delayed until 31 August to account for last minute additions God save the Emperor! Slavya Totémija!News · Central GovernmentHyacinth Ministry Collapses Low Government as Chancellor Resigns; Jisnt Vericoel Returns as ChancellorPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Alexander Lepern Date: 29 August 2026 Hyacinth Ministry Collapses Low Government as Chancellor Resigns; Jisnt Vericoel Returns as Chancellor New Totemgrad — The Totemian Low Government has undergone its most...News · Central GovernmentState Hermitage Museum Grand Opening Delayed Until 30 AugustPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: John Totem Date: 25 August 2026 New Totemgrad - The State Hermitage Museum Grand Opening had been delayed until 30 August to finish up things that were pilled up and were supposed to be done in the time when...News · Central GovernmentState Hermitage Museum Opening Date Announced as Permanent Guard Installed at Tomb of the Unknown SoldierPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: John Totem Date: 15 August 2026 State Hermitage Museum Opening Date Announced as Permanent Guard Installed at Tomb of the Unknown Soldier New Totemgrad – The Imperial Government has announced that the State...News · Central GovernmentPatriarchal Cathedral of the Holy Resurrection Consecrated in New TotemgradPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Mate Okson Jr. Date: 9 August 2026 Patriarchal Cathedral of the Holy Resurrection Consecrated in New Totemgrad New Totemgrad – The newly completed Patriarchal Cathedral of the Holy Resurrection of Our Lord...News · Central GovernmentFormer Ecumenical Patriarch Alexandros I Dies Following Exile from the Totemian EmpirePRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: John Totem Date: 4 August 2026 Former Ecumenical Patriarch Alexandros I Dies Following Exile from the Totemian Empire New Totemgrad – Former Ecumenical Patriarch Alexandros I, born John Glen, has died...News · Central GovernmentOmnislavia Debuts Newly Adopted Regional Anthem “Rheodina”PRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: John Totem Date: 29 July 2026 Omnislavia Debuts Newly Adopted Regional Anthem “Rheodina” Achiry – The Kingdom of Omnislavia today marked a historic occasion with the inaugural ceremony for its newly adopted...News · Central GovernmentOfficial Coverage of the State Opening of Parliament (July 2026)PRAVAUGE-1 SPECIAL REPORT Date: 27 July 2026 Official Coverage of the State Opening of Parliament (July 2026) The Emperor’s Speech: “My Lords and Members of the House of Commons, My lower government will pursue a programme to secure good...News · Central GovernmentAngel Hyacinth Inaugurated as 7th Chancellor After DelayPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: John Totem Date: 25 July 2026 Angel Hyacinth Inaugurated as 7th Chancellor After Delay New Totemgrad – Angel Hyacinth, Countess of Krasnopolyansky, has officially been sworn in as the 7th Chancellor of the...News · Central GovernmentParliament Renovations and State Hermitage Museum Opening Announced!PRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author : John Totem Date : 21 July 2026 Parliament Renovations and State Hermitage Museum Opening Announced! New Totemgrad – Minor renovations have taken place at the Totemian Parliament Building in New Totemgrad....
news · The Birthday PartyDirect Democracy WinThe Birthday Party HQ Rottermeir-Ansvern, Leamsnet City of Lemanest The Totemian Parliament has passed the Governance Reform Act, signed into law on July 4, 2026, delivering a historic victory for the people’s sovereign right to self-rule....3 timeline itemsNews · Central GovernmentAllenhude War Ends in Omnislavian Victory Following Overnight CampaignPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author : John Totem Jr. Date : 13 July 2026 Allenhude War Ends in Omnislavian Victory Following Overnight Campaign Lichny — The Allenhude War concluded in the early hours of this morning after the Omnislavian Royal...News · Central GovernmentSatanism Arrives...Author : Nuxart Cats of Catalonia has introduced and created the Totemian High Satanic Church. When asked what inspired him to introduce Satanism to Totemia, Cats gave a simple answer: “Lols and annoying someone.” Cats was then asked how...
news · Roman Catholic ChurchResignation from the PapacyTo all the faithful of the Roman Catholic Church of Totemia, With humility and gratitude before God, I, Pope John I, Bishop of Mitterling and Supreme Pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church of Totemia, announce my resignation from the Papal...
News · Central GovernmentThe InterlinkThe Interlink project is intended to connect all of Totemia and it's localities back to the capital and to connect to each other. The Interlink is built out of smooth stone and blue ice with lanterns being applied and golden pressure...6 timeline itemsopinion · Catalonia First PartyUntitled draftHOLA A TOTHOM, ESPERO QUE ESTIGUEU TINGUT UN DIA MERAVELLÓS. CATALUNYA! Hello citizens of Catalonia! this is a mobile test of articles VISCA CATALUNYA
News · Central GovernmentNew Patriarch Enthroned and ControversyPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author : George Cooper Date : 14 June 2026 New Patriarch Enthroned and Controversy New Totemgrad – The New Ecumenical Patriarch, His All-Holiness, Alexandros I was enthroned in the early hours of 13 June as...
news · Totemian Orthodox ChurchEcumenical Patriarch Alexandros’ Declaration’sDecree I : I will be moving Vladimyr Lenskov to Lichny. Decree II : I believe it best to replace the gold in the churches with a cast over less precious metal (make it out of bamboo planks instead) or to increase security over our churches...News · Central GovernmentPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORTPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author : Alexander Lepern Date : 11 June 2026 Progressive Party replaced with the Birthday Party New Totemgrad – The Progressive Party of the Totemian Empire, which was led by Vice Chancellor Jisnt Vericoel has been...News · Central GovernmentPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORTAuthor : Alexander Lepern Date : 11 June 2026 Progressive Party replaced with the Birthday Party New Totemgrad – The Progressive Party of the Totemian Empire, which was led by Vice Chancellor Jisnt Vericoel has been renamed to the Birthday...news · Totemian Orthodox ChurchNullification of Marriage.DECREE OF ECCLESIASTICAL NULLIFICATION OF MARRIAGE In the Name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen. Having received and examined the petition submitted before this Ecclesiastical Court, and having considered the...
News · Central GovernmentС Днём Прайда и счастливого Месяца Гордости!Author: Countess of Kransnopolyanskoe С Днём Прайда и счастливого Месяца Гордости! From everyone in Кра́сная Поля́на, we wish our readers a joyful and meaningful Pride Month. Every June, Pride Month is observed in honor of the LGBTQ+...
news · Totemian Orthodox ChurchPentecost, and Apostles JuneJune is a time for praise towards God and humility as a person. Pride is a great sin that encourages people not only stay in sin but that they express it openly and shamelessly. This is not a condemnation of people but instead their sin...News · Central GovernmentPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORTPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author : Chris Talevontage Date : 31 May 2026 The State Hermitage Museum Set to Open Soon New Totemgrad – The State Hermitage Museum, which will be the official art and culture and the largest museum in the nation is...
News · Central GovernmentRegent AppointmentCHARLES THE FIRST By the Grace of God of the Kingdom of Talevontage, King, Crown Prince of the Totemian Empire, Hero of the Totemian Empire To all to whom these our present letters shall come. I, King Charles of Talevontage, do hereby...news · Totemian Orthodox ChurchResignation of Ecumenical Patriarch of New TotemgradI, Vladimyr, by the grace of God Ecumenical Patriarch of New Totemgrad, hereby announce my resignation from the throne of the Ecumenical Patriarchate. In recent times I have not been able to give this office the presence and attention it...News · Central GovernmentPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORTPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Date : 15 May 2026 After the regretful defeat of Ironblood on the Emprisian SMP (a Witherian owned server) and subsequent Totemian withdrawal, Members of Witheria have decided to join together to publish a propaganda...News · Central GovernmentPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORTPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author : John Totem Date : 10 April 2026 New Totemgrad - After a few weeks of renovating by The Honorable Takemura Ren MP PC, The Head of Infastructure and a Member of Parliament, the Totemian Parliament Building’s...Public Press · news · Public PressKingdom Of France Vassalized By Emperor Vasili IThe Emperor Vasili I had a meeting with the King of France Infinite GamingYT . About becoming apart of the great kingdom. The King of France and His Heir decided that they want to dedicate there armies and city's to the empire making a...News · Central GovernmentThe Clan Imperium declares war on Wither Rose EmpirePRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Jassen Dageus Date: 15th June 2025 Jisnt wins! Jisnt Vericoel wins the Elections of the Chancellery in a landslide, 138 electoral votes. He is now the Chancellor-elect and is scheduled to be inaugurated for...
News · Central GovernmentExplosion and TNT Found in Dietenstedt ColiseumPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Nathan Higger Date: 15th June 2025 Explosion and TNT Found in Dietenstedt Coliseum An unsettling incident shook the city of Dietenstedt this week after explosives were discovered in the city’s iconic...news · Totemian Orthodox ChurchChurch NewsHello everyone, I will be holding my first divine liturgy (mass) soon once a church is built in the Skolorian capital. Anyone of any faith or christian denomination is welcome to attend the service, but only baptized members of the TOC may...News · Central GovernmentA New Capital, Towering Skyscrapers, and Shifts in Power Across TotemiaPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Neuped Stiguer Date: 21st April 2025 A New Capital, Towering Skyscrapers, and Shifts in Power Across Totemia Totemia is undergoing a rapid transformation. In just the span of a week, the empire has witnessed...News · Central GovernmentNew Developments in Stavroslavl: Horse Stables, Statues, and Military HonoursPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Jorik Fieldbloom Date: 21st March 2025 Title: New Developments in Stavroslavl: Horse Stables, Statues, and Military Honours In the heart of Stavroslavl, changes are afoot, and the townsfolk can’t help but...News · Central GovernmentThe TYRANT of Chill ServerPRAVAGUE-1 Author: Emperor Vasili I SPECIAL REPORT BEHOLD The TYRANT of Chill Server Here is Mel, DEMANDING a rollback after dying to an ***ALLEGED*** hacker. She can be seen guilt tripping the owner.News · Central GovernmentVeni, vidi, vici.PRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Charles "Lennix" Vasilinov Date: 25, February 2025 Title: Veni, vidi, vici. Hello comrades, many interesting things have been happening in Totemia, something that will be mentioned in todays...News · Central GovernmentNew Legal Framework in the Totemian Empire: A Summary of Recent LawsPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Lila D'Amour Date: February 21, 2025 Title: New Legal Framework in the Totemian Empire: A Summary of Recent Laws In a groundbreaking initiative, the Totemian Empire has unveiled a comprehensive set of...News · Central GovernmentInsights from Totemia: Biographies of Vasili I and Chancellor Charles, Weather Update, and Economic DevelopmentsPRAVAUGE-1 NEWS REPORT Author: Jean de Feaumont Date: February 19, 2025 Title : Insights from Totemia: Biographies of Vasili I and Chancellor Charles, Weather Update, and Economic Developments In a momentous literary release that has... 