Satanism Arrives...
Central Government · July 10, 2026
Author: Nuxart
Cats of Catalonia has introduced and created the Totemian High Satanic Church.
When asked what inspired him to introduce Satanism to Totemia, Cats gave a simple answer:
“Lols and annoying someone.”
Cats was then asked how long he had been thinking about Satanism and when he had joined the occult.
“What do you mean by occult?” Cats responded. “And I thought of it the same day it was founded.”
When asked how serious his worship of Satan was, Cats clarified that it did not extend into his real life.
“In real life? None. In game, though? Some.”
Cats also confirmed that he plans to release documents for the new church.
“Yes.”
He was later asked whether he plans to create any temples for Satan or dedicated to Satan. No response had been given at the time of publication.
Only time will tell whether the Orthodox or Catholic Church will respond to the situation, or whether either church considers it a serious Satanic issue.